Breakfast Balls

I mean is there a more stale golf tweet in 2025 than this?  What were we doin' in the 90s?  AND1 SHIRTS—BUT MAKE IT GOLF For a period in the...

“I do not want to feel that bad the next day. Yeah, that was aggressive. I won't go into the details of what state I woke up to... if you...

“When I go in the gym and my trainer says ‘Ryder Cup’ whenever I’m flagging, I get a buzz and I go hard and I go again.” - Matt Wallace...

“The data and the analytics isn't going to matter on that first tee when there's 40,000 fans screaming at you.” - Kaptain Keegan. So pumped. Ryder Cup Reax  O KAPTAIN,...

“There’s nothing worse than trying your hardest and playing like @#%… I did it for a few weeks now, and it sucked.” - Xander Schauffele. Credit where credit is due,...

“That is unbelievable what I've just seen here.” - The DP World Tour announcer as Connor Syme hits one of the worst putts I've ever seen on TV before. Connor...

"Rolling in at 8 a.m. on Friday doesn’t even guarantee you a Saturday morning tee time - people are literally spending the entire day and night in their cars just...

“It's just really hard for me to play the smart play if I see anything else.” - Jordan Spieth—and every single one of us. Literally, anything else and I'll take...

“You can't even say he's on a run. He's just been killing it for over two years now.” - Xander talking about someone named Scott. Whether it's me writing Breakfast...

“Every time I try to hit the ball hard, bad stuff happens.” - Charles Barkley on his dedication to tempo... and honestly, just sound golf advice. An "Official" Power Ranking...

“In this last fortnight, I felt like I could detach and sort of hide in a way. I needed that.” - Rory on his post-Masters malaise... or me dreaming about...

“I asked ChatGPT. I'm really sorry, I wish I could tell you that I came up with it myself, but I didn't.” - LPGA Pro Cassie Porter on how she...